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Recent Movie Reviews

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At first, I was only gonna give this 4 stars...
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
so I gave it 5!

Yikes. Can't find this on YouTube anymore since Machinima deleted all their videos. Glad it's still here.

Recent Game Reviews

2 Game Reviews

An effing classic!

100 married men agree that they wouldn't want their wife to walk in on them playing this. I'm not even married, and somehow my wife still walked in on me playing this. Now I'm going through a divorce with a woman that I didn't even know existed until just now.

10/10 Would have angry wife materialize out of thin air again.

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